she was so not down for the gang bang
Best friends brother. Beat that.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
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