his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
Everything about him screamed your future.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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