weddingsv make me drug and hornr
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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