But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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