The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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