Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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