i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
I lost my vibrator temporarily and for some unknown reason my first thought was that you might have stolen it. But then I realized you would never do that because you know it keeps me from killing people. But I am overtired and lacking in faith.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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