mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
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