they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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