we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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