North Korea, Best Korea!
just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
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