lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
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