its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
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