I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
Randomize
