ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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