Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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