I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Nicole vs. Life
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
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