please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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