I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
If Ritalin and Plan B had an illegitimate child it would smell like me.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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