i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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