yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
So vagazzling was a success
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