Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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