Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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