Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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