Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Randomize
