She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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