Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
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