Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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