no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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