No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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