Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
Mass text: dear whatever jerk off who thinks they stole drugs from me. It was birth control. Go fuck yourself. And pray that I don't get pregnant.
Who puts their birth control in a bottle with a smiley face?!
Oh fuck wait
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