I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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