my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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