Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
we're so committed to being not committed
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