i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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