pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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