Swine flu. Run for my life!
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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