Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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