**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
where are you?
Hypothermia
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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