If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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