i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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