Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
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