Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
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