mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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