she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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