But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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