he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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