YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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