I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
It’s bad enough my brother slept with half of the sorority this year, but now he’s lifeguarding at the club and every divorcée and cougar in town is asking me for his number. My twin is a manwhore and I’ve become his pimp.
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