Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
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