so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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