Sry I called you an 8
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
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