A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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