Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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